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all his fault

Fox News

Trudeau’s bungled wildfire response made Canada most polluted country on continent: critics

Article goes on to criticize Canada’s policy of fighting climate change and in the same story goes on to quote: “The Fraser Institute, a libertarian-conservative think tank in Canada, acknowledged that while global warming is occurring, simply ascribing forest fires to environmental conditions, as Trudeau did early on in summer 2023, ignores ongoing issues with domestic policy and infrastructure.” as if the Prime Minister was in charge of Forestry and not the Provinces. All he did was send money, soldiers to help and allow foreign firefighters in to help.
As we all know, Justin Trudeau is personally responsible for lightning strikes, earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, droughts and whether your toast is overdone each morning. He and the Liberals do not even have a plan for when the Sun goes supernova.
He should’ve been out there with a shovel and hose to save our darling American friends from the inconvenience of breathing smoke for a few days.

old sh*t:

Plague Rats Descend on Ottawa

The Fool O’Toole meets rats to defend their freedumb to spread disease
An unruly horde of plague rats has overwhelmed Ottawa causing the security service to relocate the PM as unlike some Opposition members they feel tongue kissing disease rats is not a logical choice.
Spokesrats for the horde say they are protecting their freedom to present childish ultimatums, spread disease and deny logic and reality
cont’d Pg 19 Rats

Trump Conference on deficits

So everyone’s concerned about this multi-trillion dollar deficit, no one more concerned than me. Like what kind of absurd extreme leftist thinking has led to the kind of thinking – more than a trillion dollar deficit?
I mean, me, I actually enjoy a good deficit. I feel so much better when I defecate. So much less stress, less gas and be gone with the itchy sphincter. Oh yes Democrats must love that itchy sphincter.
When I was in the White House, I remember many deficits that were great, none of which cost anything let alone a trillion dollars. Well maybe that one that inspired my speech about the water pressure and plugged up the Oval Office plumbing so bad we had to call the White Hose Plumbers out of retirement. It was that old copper plumbing you know, I had to upgrade the whole place with modern six inch PVC, that metal plumbing is no good you see, everyone knows that, metal rusts and degrades with acids and you know all the remnants of Diet Pepsi over the years had degraded it beyond all hope. And the old three inch building standard just didn’t come close to meeting modern needs. Got plugged just from accidentally dropping a staff members toothbrush if you were dipping it to teach them a lesson. Let alone if you’d accidentally swallowed and passed en entire KFC chicken bone like lots of people are prone to do.
And then on top of that, one day before I was cured from the non-existent Covid hoax the deficit had to be the messiest I’d ever seen, three rolls of toilet paper only accomplished spreading it all the way up to my shoulder blades and what the hell, the shower is just a trickle. That enviro-nazi leftist foreign born Democrat Obama had installed some greenie-weenie water saving nozzles. For the President of the USA… the most important man in the world who should be able to shower with Niagara Falls if he so wishes to.
So nominate me as your candidate and so long as I’m not illegally cheated out of another due victory when I’m President, I will make deficits zero again. You will be able to defecate for free, well that is except for pay toilets, you know very well we can’t restrict businesses from their God given right to maximize profits. And of course Biden’s plan to maximize inflation and taxes until toilet paper is $1000 a roll… the man will put a carbon tax on your toilet paper. That’s right. the proof’s right there on Hunter Biden’s laptop. I promise I will even end all problems with Russia by removing sanctions on their Siberian trees used here to make toilet paper. And order prices held by Presidential order to no more than a dollar a square.
And I will put my foot down on those extremist crazies that call to end all deficits, you know they’re welcome to bind their own guts into knots but I will protect the nation’s health by not forcing you go blind.
Thank you and God Blast America.

Lunar Panels

The Secret They Don’t Want You To Know

Workers reversing solar panels before dark.

Underground sources have been speaking of a method of sustainable power generation that’ s been known since the time of Nikolas Tesla, Following common principles of electricity, like how everyone knows if you spin an electric motor it becomes a generator, and that if you feed a reverse current into a battery it recharges itself. the same principle occurs with solar cells.
One of the main detractions to rolling out solar power has been that they don’t put out electricity when it is night. The mentioned sources claim scientists already know that is you turn the solar panel around backwards and reverse the polarity terminals, they will feed electricity back into the blackness of the night sky!
If this is true, electricity can be generated 24 hours a day.
You can easily prove this by sneaking past the guards of any large commercial solar station and walking behind the panels. You may feel a slight tingling of your skin, your hair might even rise up from static in the air, proving that the backside of the panels are fully charged and waiting. Remember not to touch, these stations contain millions of volts of electrical power.
It has been claimed some major power companies are already using this technology, but keeping it a secret so they can maximize profits. Like how they do with hydro, the dam is already built and paid for and now only needs minor maintenance and a few workers to keep running, yet they keep increasing customer prices year after year.
A team of researchers and students at an Albanian University has already built a device nicknamed the Lunar Panel where huge mirrors track the Moon and concentrate reflected moonlight on normal solar panels. Although this is not the same principle, they intend to reverse the polarity sometime in 2023 to see if it vaporizes the Moon.

can’t STFU

Onanonanon, the Society for people who just can’t stop themselves from constantly babbling nonsense like they suffer some sort of censored Tourette’s Syndrome is sending notice to all media outlets that they could be sued for encouraging babblers not to seek treatment. They cite laws against misinformation that were recently passed during Covid and Russian spamming.
Enough is enough, we sick of hearing about this ass, we don’t care what he thinks or has to say, so just stop it. Or Head Office will sue on his behalf. He belongs in a psych ward where only the padded walls will hear him; it will take the world about a decade for minds to clear of the nonsense he spewed. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Protocols

Protocols are defined as a set of rules made by committees to prevent sudden outbreaks of common sense.